This weekend, we got this in the mail.
$96,000 people. $96,000!!!!! That's 14,769.2308 Chipotle Chicken Burritos!!!!
Oh my gosh, I can't wait to go home in May and eat me one of those! Or maybe I could go to London, they have one there!
Anyway, did we even make $96,000 in 2009?!?! Needless to say, we were a little surprised. I mean, who wouldn't with a notice like that.
We were especially surprised because we hired someone to file our taxes in order to avoid any potential mistakes that we would most definitely make. Given the complications of working internationally, including earning money in two different countries (Germany and South Africa), earning money domestically (I was still working in 2009, Luis played that summer with the National Team) and also in multiple states (me in New Mexico, Luis in Washington, Washington DC, Pennsylvania, and Massachusetts for Gold Cup games) we realized this was way beyond our simple one W-2, fill in the blank college job days.
And yet somehow, the IRS determined that our taxable income was wrong, and that we somehow failed to file (even though they are only getting this information from our completed and submitted tax form!!!), that our "unfiled" taxes were inaccurate, and oh yeah, we owe interest from April 15 of last year to May 4 of this year...a date that hasn't even happened yet...because of our inaccurate unfiled taxes.
So, what are our options? Well, just have a little look-see.
Just out of curiosity, who actually just says, "Oh yeah, I will select Option 1, I agree with all changes and will just write a nice little check to the IRS for $96,033...no biggie."
Of course, this was not our option, given that 1. We don't have $96,033 lying around 2. We're pretty sure the IRS is trying to find new and creative ways to cover our nation's trillions of dollars in debt and so they thought, "Hey, let's send out these ridiculous letters and see how much money we can get!"
Anyway, we decided to do what one of the other pages suggested and contact the IRS. So Luis called the IRS on Monday and the guy pulled up a screen and said, "Oh yes, we have a problem with the benefits you receive from Nike." (Luis has a contract with Nike where they send him products and gear and all sorts of fun stuff)
Luis, knowing he doesn't receive even 10% of the proposed $96,000 from Nike, said, "So if it has to do with my Nike contract, how come I got this letter that says I owe this ridiculous amount of money?"
This is all my paraphrasing by the way and should not be taken as direct quotes.
The guy was a little surprised and said "$96,000? I have here that you only owe $1,080...hold on let me back up a few steps...(with a little laugh) Oh yeah that's not correct. That's an error in our system."
Oh. Hardy har har Mr. IRS man. Just an error in your system. Aren't you so hilarious.
You know who else is hilarious? My husband, who thought it would be funny to wake his poor Mama, who notified us of this letter since they receive our mail, up at 6:00 in the A.M. and tell her he was going to jail for tax evasion.
Oh, and the $1,080? Also most likely a mistake that we won't have to pay according to Mr. Wilson the tax guy.
Sorry IRS, I'll give you credit for trying to be creative in solving our ocean of debt, but did you really think you could squeeze a little dough outta honest, tax-filing, law-abiding citizens like us? Better luck next time.